Wake up, Mr.West

"You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes
You can steer yourself
any direction you choose." -Dr. Seuss, Oh, the Places You'll Go!



Congrats, Tooshie. Class of 2000 Swine!

-M.Natti

BOTies+1

We ALWAYS knew Harv would be the first to get married...probably because he was a fag with his emotion.

CONGRATS HARV AND TIFF!!

Tiffany & Harvey : Same Day Edit from Starcross'd Creative on Vimeo.

"No hard feelings, Im just doing my job." -Pac Man

In exactly 5 min. and 59 second, the "Pride of the Philippines" showed how he earned that moniker and what got him there "Pound for pound."6 minutes!! TV shows take more time to set the general plot for a particular episode. 6 minutes!! Things like driving to you local grocery or getting ready for work should only take that long? But a championship fight?!?!

Doug E. Fresh, youre on.

But my favorite part. MY FAVORITE PART of a Pacquiao is always the post fight in ring interview. Its not what Manny has to say, or at least TRY to say, that interests me. Although it always gives a good chuckle or two....its his entourage that enters the ring to congratulate and support him.

As the camera pans around and shows an 18x18 ring prevalent with Filipinos I cant help but think,"Dude, I have uncles and aunts that look JUST like them!"

Look closely and you'll see your gay tito who bring his boyfriend to the family parties, but we make sure to tell the kids that its their "special friend." Then the sleazy uncle and his best friend who's staring at the ring girls and then making it blatantly obvious he making some kind of obscene remark about her. Reinforcing your assumption will be the best friends reaction to it by making an even more obscene sexual gesture.

Oh, theyre all in there. Trust me.

You'll have the over dramatic aunt who's crying to the point where she'll faint only to be caught by her husband who you question why he's still with her. All the while her cousin, who for some reason lost in the years your family has been in The States, continues to hate on why she is the way she is. Then a bevy of first, second and third cousins who weren't fans until he started winning. They probably had Manny taking showers last and since they had to recycle you know that the tub water was a lot darker at that point. Now theyre sending him personalized tabos with "Magaling, Pare" written on the handle.

Dont forget the lesbian aunt in her baggy jeans and polo shirt. The oldest uncle who looks like he's asleep all the time. The bad cousins who smell like smoke. The good cousins who just look like nerds. The fancy aunt who shows off that she has a lot of money, but really that LV purse is fake and so is the custom jewelry. Then you have your sexy relatives who the older ones seem to pay a little too much attenton to. At one point, its not "love" that theyre showing. SICK!

Although in this instance, Id have to give Tom Jones the "Drunk" Tito title because dude was redder then the stripe on a San Miguel bottle but yet he STILL sang the anthem like it was his turn on the Magic Mic. Not familiar with the song, I wasnt sure who was off him or the other blokes in attendance with too many pints of ale in their system.

Next up...Mayweather?

-M.Natti